Dear Inconsiderate Pet Owners

The world is not your dog/cat's personal toilet.  It is especially frustrating for the non-pet owners to deal with your animal's fecal matter.  A bear does indeed sh!t in the woods, but that is it's home.  Your animal is domesticated, and, therefore, you must exhibit courteous domesticated-animal-owner behavior.  I'm pretty sure you would be unhappy if I dropped trou and copped a squat in your front yard.