Avoidance

Hello, this is a test of my resolve. At the tone, you will read some drivel that I wrote to avoid doing what I really should be doing.  *beep*  Blanderscythe poppycock finnegan!  *beep*  Had this been an actual writing necessity, the tone you just read would have been followed with something interesting and Pulitzer-worthy.  But, since this is only a test, that's all you get.  Thank you.