Viva la Resistance!

When I went to sleep, the land known as Parentaville was calm and quiet.  The humble monarchy slept easy, knowing the kingdom was safe, and it ruled in a benevolent manner, fair and loving.  I awoke in Drakesylvania.  During the night in a bloodless coup, the diminutive dictator overthrew the monarchy, and tyranny swept the 1100 square foot land.  None were exempt from the oppressive power of the Neo-Mussolini.  A small band of resistance fighters are working to restore the monarchy.  The dictator's second in command, the Minister of Chaos, can be bribed with cheese and baked goods; this powerful ally will be essential to return the land to its former prosperity.  Hopefully, this will come to a peaceful resolution swiftly.