Dear Washington State Motorists

Move the hell over!!!  The left lane is not for cruising; it's for passing.  It's for actively passing, not "I'm going to eventually pass that semi-truck that's three miles away" kind of passing.  It is not your God-given right to drive the speed limit in the left lane.  (God was not available for comment, but the attendance records show s/he was not present during the law writing sessions.)  And stop pacing the car next to you.  There's a reason traffic in this state is awful, and you are it.  Do you not notice the line of cars behind you?  No, no you don't.  You are oblivious.  I do applaud you for maintaining the speed limit, but, please, do so in the right lane so the rest of us with a life can get on with it.