Dear Innocent Motorists

Although I do not feel the need to justify my choice to be pasty, I must issue an apology.  You were just innocently driving to the store when you were struck blind.  Nothing in this area creates such a light source: lasers, lighthouses, atomic explosions.  Yet, you were subjected to it all the same.  I am sorry.  I was just taking my son for a walk.  I will issue a public warning the next time I wear shorts (which will probably be tomorrow because another 90+ degree day has been foretold).