As two of my train wrecks... I mean, "reality television shows"... finish their respective seasons and another begins (True Beauty, You're Cut Off, and Project Runway), I thought I would take this opportunity to pass on the important life lessons that can be gleaned from these important works of art.
1. If you are/think you are beautiful, the world will revolve around you.
2. If you are/think you are beautiful, you will never need to use your brain. Leave the thinking to the ugly people; that's what they are there for.
3. If you are/think you are beautiful, the people who don't like you are just jealous because you're beautiful. It has nothing to do with your personality.
4. If you are rich, you no longer need to be nice. Poor people are nice in order to get things from rich people.
5. The richest/classiest broads swear like a sailor on shore leave.
6. If you have blind arrogance, you don't need talent.
7. Remember, you are better than everyone else because you have been on a reality television show. They don't let just anyone be on those shows.
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