Dear Underdressed Symphony Patrons

You are not going to the beach.  You are not hanging out at your friend's house.  You are not going clubbing.  You are attending the symphony.  Showing up in a strappy tank and booty shorts is not appropriate attire for such an event; I don't care how hot is was that day.  And don't give me the excuse that we were going to "Bugs Bunny on Broadway."  The content of the performance is irrelevant.  The conductor was wearing a tuxedo, but you couldn't be bothered to at least put on a skirt?  Five- and six-year-old girls were more appropriately dressed than you.  Show some class, not your ass.