You have got to be kidding...

I found my first grey hair this morning.  Normally, I wouldn't have noticed such a thing; I have so much hair of varying colors that it could have mingled among the other strands happily for years before I freaked out.  But not this hair.  Nooooooo.  It demanded my full attention by standing straight up.  Straight up!  Not frizzy, like its cohorts, but Ed Grimley stand on end style.  Little bugger.  I thought I wasn't supposed to get grey hairs until my kids were driving or playing goalie.  Ack!