Friday, April 9, 2010

Dear Miscellaneous Charities

Thank you for your interest in my bank account. However, at this time, I have enough address labels to cover every surface of my house. And since I pay all of my bills online and haven't sent a hand written letter in years, the beautiful labels with the images of frogs, butterflies, children's artwork, hearts, seashells, pumpkins, snowflakes, and foliage are now art supplies for my son. His latest piece titled "Charitable Contribution" is currently on display on the refrigerator through the end of April. When/If I decide to contribute to your worthy(?) cause, I will contact you.

Thank you.

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